And last for today....
I'm very disturbed by this recent development. VERY disturbed. I cannot even convey my disturbenment. I've asked hundreds of Swedes--and by hundreds I mean about five--if they have pumpkin pie over there, and none of them had ever heard of it. One even asked me if it was sweet! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!?!?!?!??!!? I'm bareily containing my hyperventilation just typing about it. I'm like Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous Liaisons, when she's all huffing and puffing because Valmont came onto her and she's about to pass out because her corset's too tight. .....wait a minnut. That made no sense at all. The point is I'm flabbergasted. Just flabbergasted. ...Could it be my destiny to bring pumpkin consciousness to Sweden????? Then will we all turn into pure energy and live forever in bliss, like some neverending production of Hair (which, yes, I saw in Central Park this year)????? Maybe. Probably. Yes, definitely absolutely. What do those techies call it---the triangulation? Or the strangulation? Or the marmatanium? You know, the thing that guy who invented keyboards talks about? Whatever. I think my memory went down a black h0le created by that supper-collider in Switzerland. Yes, that's it.
Beep!
PQ
And last for today....
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